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You know it is good food When your bra is full of
I was out the other day and noticed how some women
No one is as disturbed as they should be by the fa
Of course you can abuse me use me up and ignore me
Lets talk behind our friends backs about how much
Im fascinated by the way you gossip about how much
Of course I didnt sleep with your husband silly Af
Id much rather be a woman than a man Women can cry
if her idea of a date is lounging on the couch dri
Enter Yoif her idea of a date is lounging on the c
Im tired of my stomach overhanging the waistband o
I hate traveling when I have PMS Im perfectly fine
I DONT USE TURN SIGNALS WHEN I DRIVE ITS NOBODYS B
Bitches be trippin
Hows that for equal rights
You say Im a bitch but I prefer the term CUNTASTIC
If you hold my clam up to your ear you can hear th
Im so excited to start my diet today said NO ONE E
Heres to the men that we love Heres to the men tha
The only way youd be hotter is if your tits tasted
You call me a Twaffle like its a bad thing
Drinking wine from my coffee cups makes me feel li
Laughter might be the best medicine but I bet Xana
I used to have nice things and then I had children
I wish I were as persistent as my gray hairs The D
Im not saying shes a slut but
Im not saying shes a bitch but
Just remember Fat chicks are harder to kidnap
Im not saying shes crazy but
Im a teen mom therefore i know way more then you a
Mushrooms Are AWESOME
Swallow Next Time
You bitches keep pissing me off and your next peri
You know its over when She blows a fart to the bac
It was a joke on Facebook bitch Get the Hell over
If I catch you lookingThe look Im giving you right
He played Led Zeppelin and the next thing I know I
Spent the hours of 7AM 10PM trying to get them to