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If Gay guys can legally have sex but are forbidden
If at first you dont succeed join an angry mob and
I love you like Paula Deen loves butter
The Vatican says the worlds biggest problems are a
Looking for a book club where you have to discuss
I hate people that hold grudges Im 100 sure that I
Aw The Christmas card I gave my mom is bringing te
Ellen DeGeneres is buying Brad Pitts Malibu Home A
When youre from the South you can have a hankerin
My girlfriend gives great headache RTdaplusk
Germanys population has fallen for the 4TH straigh
All it takes is a 25000 donation from you to see t
Is it bad when your penis is mistaken for a skin t
Guys that wear skinny jeans must have a crotch lik
Oh my God theres another black guy running for Pre
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Dodging a bullet means someone wasnt aiming very w
I was called for jury duty but was dismissed due t
Dont piss me off Im running out of room to hide th
I bet prayers would work better if we yelled them
Oh shit Im late for work tomorrow
Since attorneys advertise on televisionwhy not pro
My therapy group committed suicide
We Need to Build a Mosque at Ground Zero After all
Can we really afford another economic crisis Cant
Cheer up At least I dont make you fast all day lon
Apple has more cash on hand than the Federal gover
Ive run out of things to give a fuck about
I cant afford a country club membership so instead
I used so many positions last night Im pretty sure
Im not their Messiah Im not their savior Im just g
Smokers always have something to do
Sadly Google Circles remind me of the circle jerks
I was going to hack into your phone but Rupert Mur
Probably the only other people who can relate to L
Carmageddon in LA is as much a nonevent as the bre
The future is much like the present only longer Do
My dear lets pretend Im a congressman and we go up
Being Old Is Good If you say gibberish with a seri
Memorial Day sales events dont honor those who hav