-->
Username:
Password:
Forgot Password? Remember Me
Full Name:
Confirm Pswd:
Email:
Confirm Email:
You are here: Home » ECards » Whatever
Im the Magic 8 Ball of parents intoning Ask me aga
Thanks for sticking with us on Facebook since weve
The trouble with loving is that pets dont last lon
Its Steak and Blowjob Day
Its comforting to know that even though I will die
Happy New Year Lets party like 2012 is the end of
Dont fuck with me Im having a bad face day
New book just out for political junkies Blind Alle
My epileptic girlfriend wanted to spice up our sex
Leave the kids take the kids Wear a simple dress S
My memory pillow cant remember shit
With our perfect bodies and looks we could pass fo
No I didnt cut that fucking cherry tree down now c
Ive decided to change email address without lettin
After reading about Intelligent Design I figured o
Hey guys I just found out that I can still fit int
The last time I came home like this from the lodge
If you pass me going 80mph your reward will be the
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar Sigmund Freud
I am so miserable without you Its like youre still
The French complain of everything and always Napol
The discovery of an arsenicbased life form gives E
At my house we have a dont ask dont tell policy Do
I was going to friend you but my parole officer sa
Hey greeting card companies if you REALLY want to