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If youre going to name your daughter after a state
Ill bet your mother regrets not swallowing you whe
You know how much I love you when I swallow
I use to eat pussy all the time until I found out
Fuck increasing the debt ceiling Im going to raise
Chill out slut
I played Masturbating With The Stars but my neighb
Before I bought the VagoMatic 69 oral sex was so c
Honey a little goes a long way is not about your p
Im not a gynecologist but Ill take a look
Yes Ill show you mine if you show me yours
My lifeline says that I will be with Mother Thumb
Gosh I sure hope I dont have any feminine smell to
Hugh Hefner says the placebo effect of erectile dy
Heres to 2011 and my hopes that Miley Cyrus has a
More women would get their pie eaten if it tasted
She was so ugly it looked like she fell out of a h
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Woke up thinking Id fallen asleep with a beer bott
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