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Unlike Facebook I wish I could unfuck you
May the Year of the Dragon not find you in Syria
My wife wants me to treat her like a whore tonight
If the best way to predict the future is to create
Im calling every bar in town and asking how much s
When a family member unexpectedly dies whats the p
Not that Im the kind of guy who would exploit a si
My girlfriends always complaining Stop treating me
What do you mean Black Friday
Justin Bieber has been accused of impregnating a f
I dont have an anger management problem I have a d
Bored Go to a parking lot and leave notes on rando
When the rich pay more taxes its called class warf
Twenty years from now some TV show is going to mak
When the credit card company calls you and says yo
Breaking News on East Coast Earthquake CNN is sayi
Shit happens but life goes on
You have to stay in shape My grandmother she start
Hard to decide whats more important about today Re
Its really disturbing when blind men fight over me
Thats what she said
Peekaboo Guess whats happening October 21 Its Rapt
The search for job creating tax cuts is as elusive
I think Congress is in the middle of a disharmonic
Its refreshing to not be scared by Al Quaeda anymo
Something to never say to a Democratic woman Id lo
What happens in Vegas never seems to happen to me
I keep feeling like I forgot something today like
It is amazing what little harm doctors do when one
Now that the NFL and players have settled their di
The poor wish to be rich the rich wish to be happy
If you know the rules then you know what youre pro
Sadly the 420 in my life is not about pot its my f
Excuses are like assholes everyone has one and the
A celibate clergy is an especially good idea becau
Is the Secret Service something you ask for on the
Hello Urology Department Can you hold
Starring in an episode of Cops does not make you a
Statistics are like bikinis What they reveal is su