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Boss argued that hes not sexist and offered as pro
Friday is my favorite F word
My wife asked me if I wanted to play golf I was so
If I ever get married Im choosing my spouse really
I read that Golds Gym opened up a location in Cuba
If boobs could talk Id listen closely RTjoshcomers
The closest that Ive come to joining the Mile High
Condoms arent completely safe A friend of mine was
Learning to dislike children at an early age saves
All my buttons are fully functional Be careful whi
Im single and ready to mingle because it sounds le
Dating your ex again is like buying your clothes b
Normal is just a setting on the washing machine
Happiness comes in many forms Smiles touches booze
Im at my nicest when Im not yet fully awake and fu
I never use turn signals Its nobodys fucking busin
My wife told me I should be more affectionate So I
I love it when you go deep
Theaters are bad but you really shouldnt yell FIRE
I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyones g
Unlike Facebook I wish I could unfuck you
May the Year of the Dragon not find you in Syria
My wife wants me to treat her like a whore tonight
If the best way to predict the future is to create
Im calling every bar in town and asking how much s
When a family member unexpectedly dies whats the p
Not that Im the kind of guy who would exploit a si
My girlfriends always complaining Stop treating me
What do you mean Black Friday
Justin Bieber has been accused of impregnating a f
I dont have an anger management problem I have a d
Bored Go to a parking lot and leave notes on rando
When the rich pay more taxes its called class warf
Twenty years from now some TV show is going to mak
When the credit card company calls you and says yo
Breaking News on East Coast Earthquake CNN is sayi
Shit happens but life goes on
You have to stay in shape My grandmother she start
Hard to decide whats more important about today Re
Its really disturbing when blind men fight over me